Our new Fall Plan, underwritten by Fennel and a very small safe, covers the most common accidents a cat experiences abroad. Falling off a counter. Falling off a couch. Falling off a bookshelf you very much meant to be on.
Premiums are 5 sardines per month. A basic fall pays 2 sardines and a sympathetic head tilt. A catastrophic fall, defined as more than three feet and observed by witnesses, pays 12 sardines and a promise not to bring it up at dinner.
Claims must be filed within 48 hours. Please note that pretending you meant to do it is not a valid reason to withdraw a claim, though it is a very good reason to hide under the bed.
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